I had about four jokes I thought of....none of which would fit the high morality bar of the Free Republic.
So....I found this one....
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "why back so early?
"Whats wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee."
"Where?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole", she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!
Too wide indeed!
BTW: you do know that yelling "FOUR!" on a golf course isn't an invitation to fourplay, right?
(bad, I know, but someone had to do it!)