[Grampa Dave]

MR PRESIDENT, BAD NEWS!

INTEL SHOWS US THAT THERE ARE OVER 70,000 FREEPLOADERS ROAMING ALL OVER JIM ROBINSON'S STRATEGIC FORT, FREE REPUBLIC!

BEFORE WE USE THE NEW DAISEY CUTTERS, I RECOMMEND THAT THE FREEPER BABES CLUSTER BOMB THE THREADS WITH BIG BIRD TO CONVERT FREEPLOADERS TO MONTHLY CONTRIBUTORS.

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, WE WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE NEW DAISEY CUTTERS, DEVELOPED FOR SADDAM! JIM NEEDS HELP MAINTAINING HIS CRITICAL FREE REPUBLIC FORT!

[Grampa Dave]

Thank you! Go to my reply #16 to see your stolen picture!

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

:-) Showing some good strategery there, Grampa!

[Grampa Dave]

MR PRESIDENT, THE SITUATION AT FREE REPUBLIC HAS IMPROVED SOMEWHAT! JIM ROB HAS DONATIONS UP TO 43%. BAD JOE'S TEAM IS DOING A GOOD JOB

INTEL SHOWS US THAT THERE STILL ARE OVER 70,000 FREEPLOADERS ROAMING ALL OVER JIM ROBINSON'S STRATEGIC FORT, FREE REPUBLIC! SOME OF THOSE FREEPLOADERS COULD BE DUerS. THEY ARE FAR MORE DANGEROUS THAN al Queada THUGS.

BEFORE WE USE THE NEW DAISEY CUTTERS, I RECOMMEND THAT THE FREEPER BABES CONTINUE TO CLUSTER BOMB THE THREADS WITH BIG BIRD TO CONVERT FREEPLOADERS TO MONTHLY CONTRIBUTORS.

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, WE WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE NEW DAISEY CUTTERS, DEVELOPED FOR SADDAM! JIM ROB NEEDS HELP MAINTAINING HIS CRITICAL FREE REPUBLIC FORT!

SECDEF RUMMY HAS SAID TO TO JUST LET LODIWICK AND GLOCK ROCKS LOSE WITH 00 POWERS. I RECOMMEND THAT WE WAIT ON THAT UNTIL TOMORROW. THOSE TWO ARE RUTHLESS. WE KICKED THEM OUT OF SPEC OPS AS THEY WOULD HAVE SHOOT FLUFFY WITHOUT ANY HESITATION!