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Training Dogs to Detect Prostate Cancer With Their Noses
ABC ^ | June 11, 2002 | By Amanda Onion

Posted on 06/12/2002 5:11:42 PM PDT by vannrox

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To: vannrox
Imagine the do-it-yourself testing kits.
They'd be sold as Beagle in a box.
21 posted on 06/12/2002 5:29:36 PM PDT by concerned about politics
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To: Paul Atreides
It isn't the Onion. The link works - just click it and "retrieve" the story at ABC News! Woof.
22 posted on 06/12/2002 5:29:40 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Paul Atreides
LOL!!!!
You bad.
23 posted on 06/12/2002 5:29:55 PM PDT by lizma
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To: Paul Atreides
LOL!
24 posted on 06/12/2002 5:30:06 PM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: Shermy
Good, put them to work, I say, there every bit as smart as most two-leggeds & smarter than many.

Actually they love to be thought of as useful members of "the pack".

Many of their OCD disorders stem from boredom.

Schnauzers(I hear the jokes comin' already) were specifically bred as work dogs.

25 posted on 06/12/2002 5:30:25 PM PDT by norraad
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To: SC DOC
LOL! Do you suppose a pooch can screen as many in an hour as a histotech?
26 posted on 06/12/2002 5:34:19 PM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: vannrox
Amanda Onion? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................
27 posted on 06/12/2002 5:35:32 PM PDT by clintonh8r
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To: vannrox
a new twist on cold nosing
28 posted on 06/12/2002 5:35:33 PM PDT by linn37
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To: vannrox
Eh why not. Modern medicine is going to the dogs anyway.
29 posted on 06/12/2002 5:36:28 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: linn37
I surprised it took that long to mention cold nosing.
30 posted on 06/12/2002 5:38:42 PM PDT by dts32041
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To: vannrox
What a pack of brown-nosers.
31 posted on 06/12/2002 5:39:21 PM PDT by spanky_mcfarland
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To: mountaineer
Do you suppose that ABC News has been taken in again?
32 posted on 06/12/2002 5:40:16 PM PDT by Lokibob
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To: mountaineer
Cat scans and lab work indeed! You're one funny guy! I can just see a dog coming in wearing a white lab coat with a name tag on so that they can bill the insurance company for his "diagnosis."

It may be that some things are worse than being diagnosed with prostate cancer.
33 posted on 06/12/2002 5:40:38 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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To: Iwo Jima
LOL!

However, I think this is great! Cheaper than a full body scan, and maybe with time, far more accurate. Dogs have amazing smell.

34 posted on 06/12/2002 5:53:10 PM PDT by bvw
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To: dts32041
it had to be said...lol
35 posted on 06/12/2002 5:53:51 PM PDT by linn37
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To: Iwo Jima
It may be that some things are worse than being diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Dogs would probably enjoy the opportunity to diagnose colon cancer. Could that be what they're doing when they meet other dogs? Practicing medicine?

Maybe they could train gerbils to sniff it out within a certain sector of the population that would particularly appreciative of that diagnostic technique.

36 posted on 06/12/2002 5:55:50 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Lonman219
Great! Now they're gonna sniff our butts too!

Dogs already do that every time they greet anyone. We might as well get some benefit from it.

37 posted on 06/12/2002 5:59:37 PM PDT by coloradan
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To: coloradan
I can stand the sniffing, maybe, but leg-humping is DEFINITELY not going to cut it...
38 posted on 06/12/2002 6:03:53 PM PDT by figowitz
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To: vannrox;snopercod;joanie-f;mommadooo3
Ah yes!

The new federal program at the C.D.C., "Scratch and Sniff!"

(Muzzle not included. Dog food sold separately.)

39 posted on 06/12/2002 6:04:14 PM PDT by First_Salute
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To: mountaineer
GERBILS! Now you're really creeping me out, man.
40 posted on 06/12/2002 6:10:28 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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