Especially Canada.
They do POETRY in Canada. Ugh.
Lucky for you Laz, after Canada and Mexico divvy up the continent, you'll be allowed to move south of the 40th parallel...to Mexican Territory. ;^)
At least you won't have to endure Canuck poetry, in French or English.
Hasta la vista, compadre! Don't drink the water!
(What Would Gordon Lightfoot Do)