[tet68]

The Justice department today turned over Helen Thomas to a military tribunal which has transfered her to a brig in the Carolinas.Declared a hostile combatant, Helen or "Pucho" as she is called on the street will not be subject to the law governing socialist bitch reporters but will instead be held incommunicado until her 134 birthday.

[jrewingjr]

but will instead be held incommunicado until her 134 birthday.

... which is sometime this year.

Personally, I don't think she looks a day older than 132.