Man may face charges in castration case

Associated Press | June 11, 2002 | AP

[The Energizer]

Man may face charges in castration case

OAK PARK, Mich. (AP) A man who police say castrated another man on his kitchen table faces possible charges.

Police on Saturday found the apparently willing victim, a 48-year-old Birmingham man, sitting on a curb in bloodstained blue jeans, Oak Park Detective Lt. Bruce Smith told The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak.

Smith said officers later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect, a 29-year-old from Oak Park.

The suspect was released while authorities determine whether a crime occurred. Smith said the victim later underwent three hours of surgery at an area hospital.

The victim met the Oak Park man through the Internet. The pair chatted online before meeting in person, Smith said.

Smith said the Oak Park man removed the testicles with a scalpel while the other man was on the kitchen table. Afterward, the victim started bleeding uncontrollably, he said.

But the bleeding didn't start immediately. Smith said the suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie.

``The victim said this is something he wanted to do,'' Smith said. ``I don't know why. It's unbelievable.''

[The Energizer]

so many questions, so little time!

[Semper Paratus]

2 words, Darwin Arward.

[Pharmboy]

Odds are he had what he thought were "indecent" thoughts and figured this was the way to stop them.

[sawsalimb]

Darwin candidate? It would seem to be in order....

[Frumanchu]

"No, Joe...I said I wanted to get some UNIX experience!!!"

[Semper Paratus]

2 words, Darwin Arward.

Award.

[The Energizer]

Odds are he had what he thought were "indecent" thoughts and figured this was the way to stop them.

Yes, that's my guess, too. I think that was the reason that the male members of the "Heaven's Gate" cult were voluntarily castrated.

[nothingnew]

Smith said officers later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator...

Paging Dr. Hannibal...paging Dr. Hannibal!

FMCDH

[Gumlegs]

Nuts.

[nothingnew]

Nuts.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote of the Week!!!....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FMCDH

[nothingnew]

BTW...were you in the movie "Crazy People"?......"Sony=======Boney"

BWAHAHAHA...I'm still laughing!

FMCDH

[Gumlegs]

Thanks. But in a post about a castration case are you sure you want to use those last five letters ... FMCDH?

[Gumlegs]

were you in the movie "Crazy People

No, but it was based on my life.

[putupon]

The castratee really HAD some balls, I wonder if the castrator got a nut.

[3catsanadog]

Let's hope they burped the Tupperwear so the contents won't spoil.

[Registered]

uhum.

[Gumlegs]

Man may face charges in castration case...

combined with Crazy People and it's "honest" ad slogans ...

Jaguar ... for men who want hand jobs from beautiful women.

Requires a change:

Jaguar ... for men who wish they still wanted hand jobs from beautiful women.

[buffyt]

Good point, and one of them already removed himself from the gene pool - not that he would have ever touched any woman anyway.

[buffyt]

Remember the old tune...

Nuts, hot nuts, get them at the corner store..... etc.... Comes to mind today.

[Billthedrill]

Smith said the victim later underwent three hours of surgery at an area hospital.

Well, let's hope it was to control the bleeding, and not to reattach his danglers involuntarily. That would be unethical.