[SAMWolf]

Good Night SpookBrat. My lump has gone down and the bleeding has stopped, so don't worry about me.

[WVNan]

A farmboy came to town on Saturday night, went to a bar, and there saw the woman of his dreams. He bought her a drink and asked her to go out with him. "I can't," she said, "I'm a lesbian."
"How's everything in Beirut?" he asked.