[Miss Marple]

Oh, let's start another conspiracy theory. Maybe this is why Oprah didn't want to go to Afghanistan?

Disclaimer: I do NOT believe this. I am simply pointing out how easy it is to form conspiracy theories based on coincidences.

[Catspaw]

Oh, let's start another conspiracy theory. Maybe this is why Oprah didn't want to go to Afghanistan?

Well, yes--after all, Oprah lives in Chicago and Padilla landed in Chicago. IT'S A PLOT!

Then again, my cousin Mary lives in Chicago. Does this mean Mary's in on the plot? Oh, dear.