[Semper Paratus]

On behalf of my oppressed Irish ancestors who were forced off their land by Cromwell,
I'll settle for 5 acres from Prince Charlie's estate.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

My great grandfather worked for years as a share cropper on a farm in Sweden for decades before he came to the US. Where are my Swedish Crowns ? Where's my Volvo ?

[Howlin]

Hey, I'm a Scotch-Irish Presbyterian! We've been thrown out of every country over there. Somebody owes ME something!