[Lazamataz]

Al Qadea: 4 Million In U.S. To Die (Terrorist Web Site Says 1 Million U.S. Children Targeted)

Dear Al Qaeda,

Could you please target the Chicagoland area only? The traffic is a nightmare. 4 million cars off the road will greatly improve my commute.

Love,

Laz

[El Gato]

Could you please target the Chicagoland area only?

Remind them that Chicago is more or less an unarmed victim zone, thanks to Hizhoner Daley II.