A tracheotomy??? Uh huh. "Yes, Your Honor. After I had blown half her face off with a 12-gauge, I noticed she was having trouble breathing so I dragged her out of the car and tried to perform emergency surgery with my trout filleting knife. No need to thank me."
I believe this clown should be crucified next to the Durango-Silverton tracks where the tourists could view his rotting corpse daily and spit at it. At night, the magpies could make a feast of his spleen.
I believe this clown should be crucified next to the Durango-Silverton tracks where the tourists could view his rotting corpse daily and spit at it. At night, the magpies could make a feast of his spleen. As sadistic as this might sound-I am still laughing from reading this part of your post.
I totally agree, this would be the best that he deserves!!