You flatter me, Ted. To think that a mere handful of mortals such as myself could, by ourselves, hold back the awesome truth that you alone possess and want to share with the world. Here's a suggestion -- why don't you bypass this annoying bottleneck? Go public. Hire one of those advertising planes to fly over a major city dragging a huge fluttering banner that reads: "Earth used to orbit Saturn!", and include your email address. Then you'll get the fame you deserve.
Maybe what you (all of you) want to do is to get yourselves posthaste over to the office of your friendly, neighborhood psychiatrist, and say something like:
Shrink, I've been feeling somewhat constrained lately, and I feel I need to broaden my horizens somehow or other, you know, experience some sort of basic human emotion other than just hate and fear. Something simple which I might could handle like, maybe, greed. . . .
Broadening horizens never hurt anybody...