Tank Driving 101: CAPTION THIS PHOTO

Strategy Page.com ^ | 7 Jun 02 | Self

[11B3]

While going through the humor page at StrategyPage.com, I ran into this photo. You have to wonder what this sounded like - either inside or outside of the tank. The butt-chewing the driver must have gotten would have been priceless to hear, I'm sure. Caption at will.

[11B3]

I said "Turn RIGHT dammit, your MILITARY RIGHT!!".

[billybudd]

"I thought I switched it to Hover Mode."

[willgetsome]

Army of One? My a@@!

[Pontiac]

Hey buddy! Could you help out a fellow American down on his luck?

[swarthyguy]

The Base Commander's got to get a handle on his daughter!

[Jeff Chandler]

Not only is it the best danged tank in the whole danged army, this baby knows how to root for truffles!

[Jeff Chandler]

What's a pernundle?

[Political Junkie Too]

"Where's Dukakis?"

-PJ

[Ken H]

"Governor Dukakis, are you OK? Governor Dukakis?"

[Jeff Chandler]

Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

[Jeff Chandler]

"What does THIS button do?

[11B3]

Any bets on whether the guy in the photo was the driver?

[Uni-Poster]

Recent graduate of the Ted Kennedy Driving School.

[poetknowit]

82nd Recon said there was a bridge here. Sir.

[putupon]

This is one amazing tank, we can drive it straight to China if we have to!

[StuartL]

Fix the title. Should be "Tank DIVING 101"...!

[Zon]

ROTFL!!!

[cavador]

You better sort this mess damn quick,Soldier I need this vehicle for my Daughter's Wedding this evening!

[Junior]

"We're all right. The AAA truck should be here any minute."

[Smartaleck]

"Well Stanley.........here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"......doh ho ho