Yeah, REALLY! And I SAID that I needed a firm mattress. Just go figure--she's made over a million meatballs and she can't even save ONE for us to split.
Okay, Ohio, here's the REAL deal: I'll come and stay for at least two weeks to keep you busy so you won't have time to worry about your son, Eric. I need a LOT of attention. Coffee and eggs Benedict in bed at noon; a tour of your premises by the head gardener at 2 p.m. so that I can criticize your planning; tea at four with homemade petite fours and crumpets with homemade jam; a relaxing sauna and massage at 6 p.m.; catered dinner with one footman for each guest at 8 p.m.; to be followed by an entertainment by the Boston Symphony in person. What time will you expect me to arrive for your party?