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Evolution and the Spaceport Bar
SF Weekly ^ | June 4, 2002 | Wil McCarthy

Posted on 06/06/2002 12:08:52 PM PDT by balrog666

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Thought you would find this amusing.

Also, I would like to suggest that we add a Topic on Science on FR.

1 posted on 06/06/2002 12:08:53 PM PDT by balrog666
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To: balrog666
HA! I just asked the Admin Moderator the same thing not 10 minutes ago here!
2 posted on 06/06/2002 12:18:13 PM PDT by ZGuy
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To: ZGuy
I always liked the creepy spider creatures on Babylon 5. At least that's a nod toward the all aliens don't look like us with rubber masks idea.

More seriously, read Wolfram's book A New Kind of Science. It will give you a new perspective on problems like this.

3 posted on 06/06/2002 12:39:41 PM PDT by eno_
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I always liked the creepy spider creatures on Babylon 5. At least that's a nod toward the all aliens don't look like us with rubber masks idea.

I loved Babylon 5 - intelligent writing, interesting characters, continuing storyline with ensemble cast, and very little PC horsesh!t. I also like Farscape for the same reasons. There's a lot more of the rubber-mask-alien costuming but they add puppets to offset it.

4 posted on 06/06/2002 12:48:29 PM PDT by balrog666
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Farscape RULES!!! It's the only show that the Mrs. and I never miss... I know I know...we're pathetic...
5 posted on 06/06/2002 12:54:50 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: balrog666
As much as the original (and only) Star Trek was maligned for having all the aliens look like really hot babes, they had plenty of "not life as we know it" aliens ... cloud creatures, planet-eating amoebae etc. Give credit where it's due.
6 posted on 06/06/2002 1:04:26 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: balrog666
This still doesn't answer the question why all the aliens speak English!
7 posted on 06/06/2002 2:30:11 PM PDT by DrDavid
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This still doesn't answer the question why all the aliens speak English!
Can you say.......

Homeschooling?


8 posted on 06/06/2002 3:04:07 PM PDT by Elsie
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To: DrDavid
This still doesn't answer the question why all the aliens speak English!

Babelfish?

Translator microbes?

Too many reruns?

9 posted on 06/06/2002 5:21:13 PM PDT by balrog666
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To: balrog666
I think you can see where I'm going with this, but the next tendency is a bit more surprising: the appearance of limbs. From fish fins to chicken feet, limbs and manipulators help animals get around in, and interact with, the world. But where do they come from? The answer, usually, is the mouth.

In a complex world full of complex (and often struggling) food, an animal's mouth has got to be more than a simple hole in its head. It needs teeth, mandibles, articulated surfaces or soft, fleshy lips—the more versatile, the better.

And once these clever mouthparts are in place, many animals find new uses for them.

Evolution is truly amazing. Here we have a mouth with no way to get food into it. Yet it survives as a species for billions of years until it can develop limbs to feed itself so it won't starve to death. I suppose before it develops limbs it pulls itself along with its lips or tongue until it lands on food it can eat.

Science marches on!

10 posted on 06/06/2002 5:36:10 PM PDT by Risky Schemer
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To: balrog666
WOMAN AT BAR Is he all right?

GUY AT BAR Yeah, this guy digs me.

JOHN HURT spits out some of his food. They lie him down on the bar. LONE STARR and BARF look and react.

WOMAN AT BAR Bring some water.

GUY AT BAR Water my ass. Bring this guy some Pempto Bismal.

BARF Waitress! Waitress, what did order?

The WAITRESS comes over to BARF. She looks over to JOHN HURT.

WAITRESS Oh, he had the special. BARF The spec.... That's what I ordered. Change my order to the soup.

LONE STARR Good move.

Something is trying to push out of JOHN HURT'S stomach. It eventually comes out. A little alien comes out of his stomach.
It growls. JOHN HURT looks at it.

JOHN HURT Oh, no. Not again.

The ALIEN jumps out of his stomach on to Spaceballs-the Placemat. Some people scream. The ALIEN growls again. Then, it puts on a little hat and starts to dance down the bar.

ALIEN Hello, my baby. Hello my honey. Hello my rag-time gal. Sonny my pitched my wild. Baby my heart's on fire.

11 posted on 06/06/2002 6:10:30 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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12 posted on 06/06/2002 6:11:42 PM PDT by Bob J
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13 posted on 06/06/2002 6:25:25 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: balrog666
If one reads Rare Earth one will have difficulty with this piece.

I have, and I do.

--Boris

14 posted on 06/06/2002 6:47:00 PM PDT by boris
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To: DrDavid
This still doesn't answer the question why all the aliens speak English!

With respect to Star Trek, the Universal Translator. How it's database had linguistic info on supposedly "new" alien race, I haven't a clue other than TV magic.

15 posted on 06/06/2002 6:47:08 PM PDT by cidrasm
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To: boris
If one reads Rare Earth one will have difficulty with this piece.

I will reserve judgement on their hypothesis until their sample size is larger than 1.

16 posted on 06/06/2002 7:01:36 PM PDT by balrog666
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To: Risky Schemer
Evolution is truly amazing.

It sure is. Of course, you have use your brain for more than a paperweight.

17 posted on 06/06/2002 7:03:25 PM PDT by balrog666
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To: g'nad;balrog666
Forget Farscape and Babylon.

Red Dwarf rules!

18 posted on 06/06/2002 7:28:17 PM PDT by Squawk 8888
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To: balrog666
Creationism vs evolution has been done practically to death on this forum, so I'll refrain from making any sort of reply which doubtless you have seen and rejected or mocked before.

Besides there are others far more qualified to perpetuate the debate than I.

19 posted on 06/06/2002 8:16:05 PM PDT by Risky Schemer
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To: Squawk 8888
Red Dwarf rules!

You're right! The only problem is I can never find it! I've seen three episodes...classic...as good as Blackadder!

20 posted on 06/07/2002 4:33:57 AM PDT by g'nad
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