Also, as you say, it's too late for us to learn the subtleties of a foreign game. Hockey is almost too much for us. As to your point about the bases loaded, then the guy grounds out, that's part of the drama! If you're rooting for the team in the field, a weak grounder with the bases loaded is ectasy!
I agree, and I don't expect everyone who watches soccer to like it. It just boggles my mind that people proclaim they don't care about the sport, then go out of their way to bash it, like this thread starter. I don't care for golf (I don't mind playing it, but watching it is real boring to me), but I don't go out of my way to say that it sucks, it's a socialist sport, their players are wusses, etc. (and to your credit, you didn't do that)
Hockey is king in Michigan. GO WINGS!