But I used to enjoy running down the field kicking the ball. I also played the goalie position a lot in elementary school, and it was fun. If you like to play it, that's fine.
But we Americans would lose our distinctivness (and sanity) if we became the same as the bland Europeans and the poor third-world countries that like to watch soccer. But certainly it's not just soccer that makes them bland, it's socialism, homo faggot promotion, and weird sounding pop music. (I watched some of the Internationl Music Awards)
Of course, I'm not saying Britney Spears is not weird.