[Bob Quixote]

I don't hate soccer, except for its most odious contribution to American culture.

I speak, of course, of the soccer mom.

[July 4th]

baseball is inovative

Yeah, and it's entertaining too...right? 4 hours of watching some guy spit, scratch, and hit the ball 1 out of every 5 times is not my idea of a fun afternoon. It's the perfect sport for doing something else while you listen to it on radio.