[SamAdams76]

Yo! H-Dog in da house. Don't be feedin' me dis here jive. I got me a gig as Accountz Reeceevable Supahvisah at Midstate Office Supply. And damn if I ain't the baddest stone-cold supastah in da joint. When it comes to puttin' togetha fly Excel spreadsheets, tha H-Dog got skeelz, ya know what I'm sayin'? Don't mess wit' da H-Dog. Word.

[Poohbah]

When it comes to puttin' togetha fly Excel spreadsheets, tha H-Dog got skeelz, ya know what I'm sayin'? Don't mess wit' da H-Dog. Word.

I thought he was a superstar on Excel, not Word.

[wbill]

Yo! Where be the 5-inch letter opena o' death? Go wack those accounts paybo (people)!

I love Herbert Kornfield. I work with a guy that talks exactly like that...except that he's serious. Shame. Smart guy, good technician, guaranteed to go nowhere in the company because he can't express himself.

[Future Snake Eater]

Hooooly crap, that's just about the funniest thing EVER!