I suspect that if Shaq butt bumped you, you would fly accross the court. Shaq's body makes it impossible for him to play in accordance with the rules. He thinks the rules should be bent for him because of this. I say he shouldn't even be in the league.
I know this won't ever happen, but I'd like to see him play middle linebacker for Green Bay!
Shaq is a fantastic player, but you may get your wish in the next few years. The Sporting News reported a short time ago that Shaq's weight upon entering the playoffs was a stunning 380 pounds! (as opposed to the Laker's media guide which has him at 315.) His nagging injuries probably come from the enormous weight that his skeletal system is required to haul up and down the court at high speed. Unless Shaq gets back down to a sane weight, he may find injuries force him out of the league, especially as he approaches his early and mid-30's.
C'mon, does he really need to weight more than 320 to force every other center out of the lane on his way to yet another dunk?