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To: mrustow
"That's what the article argues, Ernie."

BZZZZZ! Oh, so sorry but that's the wrong answer! The correct answer would be that article said the series was fixed. But just for playing, here's your exciting consolation gift. Don Pardo, what has he won?

That's right, it's the gift every Sacramento fan has been hoping for, the Cowbells 24/7 gift set! This beautiful ensemble features a nightly overblown laser lighted introduction, and comes complete with a balding middle aged overweight white man ringing incessantly at your place of business, a daily curbside delivery of live fish to flop around in your yard, a large "We got your Zen" placard, and to top it off, a stylish tin foil hat to deflect those pesky radio transmissions emanating from the NBA head office as they call the head of officiating to issue further instructions!

But that's not all! You'll also get a detailed instructional manual on the Heimlich maneuver, fully translated into several Eastern European languages, for use in case of choking! You'll be the envy of the neighborhood, and best of all, no heavy trophies or MVP awards to lug around!

Prizes courtesy of Spiegel, Chicago IL 60609. No cash substitutes, void where prohibited by law.

280 posted on 06/04/2002 3:51:45 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: SoCal Pubbie
"That's what the article argues, Ernie."

BZZZZZ! Oh, so sorry but that's the wrong answer! The correct answer would be that article said the series was fixed. But just for playing, here's your exciting consolation gift. Don Pardo, what has he won?

That's right, it's the gift every Sacramento fan has been hoping for, the Cowbells 24/7 gift set! This beautiful ensemble features a nightly overblown laser lighted introduction, and comes complete with a balding middle aged overweight white man ringing incessantly at your place of business, a daily curbside delivery of live fish to flop around in your yard, a large "We got your Zen" placard, and to top it off, a stylish tin foil hat to deflect those pesky radio transmissions emanating from the NBA head office as they call the head of officiating to issue further instructions!

But that's not all! You'll also get a detailed instructional manual on the Heimlich maneuver, fully translated into several Eastern European languages, for use in case of choking! You'll be the envy of the neighborhood, and best of all, no heavy trophies or MVP awards to lug around!

Prizes courtesy of Spiegel, Chicago IL 60609. No cash substitutes, void where prohibited by law.

ROTFLMAO.

But there's just one problem with your scenario, Bob Barker. I'm not a Kings fan. I think they're a marvelous team, but I'm a New Yorker. Unlike you, I didn't have a dog in this fight.

298 posted on 06/04/2002 4:27:38 PM PDT by mrustow
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