I'll Be Bach" :)
Three guys
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, the start of a joke?"
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Ad for Encyclopedia
A guy puts an ad in the paper which reads:
"Encyclopedia Brittanica for sale - like new - $100 - I don't need it any more - got married last month - wife knows everything."
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Classical composers
Producers wanted to make a new film about famous classical composers, but in order to give the film more box office clout, they decided that they needed to employ the services of Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme. In order to make sure that they would be interested in the film, the three superstars were given the choice of which famous composer they would like to portray:
"Well", started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite.", said Van Damme, "I'll play him."
The producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid, but who do you want to be, Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
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