In the words of Wes Pruden:
Albright looks like she should be changing sheets at the Red Roof Inn.
As for Condi, my pungent Arabic friends, you guys couldn't even beat her at Monopoly. You are not men....you are little slimey worms who treat your own women like dirt because you are afraid of women.
You are cowards, mentally deranged, and followers of a mindless cult. Ronald Reagan had more manhood in his pinky fingernail than the rest of your flea-bitten gang of putrid hooka smokers put together.
IF you ever tried to meet Americans on the battlefield, like men, instead of hiding behind sheets and blowing up innocent women and children, we would beat you like a Persian Rug! Like yesterdays news! We would beat you so bad you would squeal like little piggies!
GOT IT?!
Good.