You're kidding.....right? (PLEASE tell me you're kidding.)
I'm as bored by soccer as I am bored by most sports (waterpolo and anything during the Olympics are my exceptions), but I don't understand having an irrational hate for it. When I have kids, I'll certainly let them play soccer if they want to, and I will go to every one of their games. And I'll make sure to bring plenty of NRA/Eddie Eagle brochures and articles printed from FR to give to the other Moms. (evil grin)