[AmusedBystander]

Sure, he's complaining now, but when heroic airline security officers apprehend a feeble, 83 year-old nun who was trying to smuggle explosives and weapons onto a plane so that she could hijack and blow it up he'll be singing a different tune.

Unless of course, the feeble old nun has been made-up to appear that way by terrorist make-up artists.

I say check them all.

[Dimensio]

/Robert Stack

Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!

/Robert Stack