[sayfer bullets]

If you are going to teach results of two hundred years painstaking research by hundreds of thousands of scientists highly trained in a multitude of disciplines,

argument from authority

then you have to teach what I heard last week in Sunday school.

strawman

surely one can do better.

[OBAFGKM]

"surely one can do better."

No problem:

"If you are going to teach the Darwinist view that organisms may look like they were designed but weren't,..."

argument from authority

"...then you have to allow for the possibility that they look like they were designed because they were designed,"

strawman

surely one understands "satire"