Musta been a civil engineer.
Maybe, but that's gotta be some sort of zoning violation, right? Can't just lay pipe anywhere you like...
Reminds me of an old Reader's Digest Joke: A doctor, a lawyer, an architect, and a communist were riding together on a train. They began to discuss the antiquity of their respective professions.
Lawyer: Early Man must have had Laws so that they didn't kill each other off.
Doctor: There must have been a doctor around for Adam and Eve to deliver their children.
Architect: God must have been an architect to bring the Universe out of the Chaos.
Communist: And who do you think was responsible for the Chaos?