One of Condit's biggest bosom buddies and double-dating party animals in Washington was erstwhile Congressman Kasich, who quit and left DC in one hell of an unseemly and undignified hurry. He skedaddled home to beautiful Ohio and was married and the father of a family in what seemed like days. Although a shoe-in for re-election, he decamped DC faster than a whore from a bible class. Nobody knows why.
As a public-spirited citizen of the great Buckeye State, I volunteer Mr. Kasich (who's not doing anything around here, anyway) for a thorough DNA test, against those mysterious samples found in Condit's foul lair. Now who else were Condit's friends in Congress?
Out Condit's Congressional friends now! Round up the dirty job people from his staff. Let the DNA tests begin!