Some big red-neck started giving him a hard time during lunch.
The red-neck out-weighed him by 50 lbs. but Hector just smiled at him until he walked away.
I said to Hector, hey dude, that guy wants to kick your a_s!
Hector just smiled and pulled out a switchblade and said, Everyone is soft in the belly.
He stuck the dude the next day.