Sweet Jesus, Pete.
You *OK*??
Have ya been to an opthalmologist?
...one has to wonder: do these people simply avoid mirrors, or what?
It's really sad. She reminded me of the guys I see with the elaborate "comb-overs" to try and hide bald spots. They grow it 17 feet long on one side,and then wrap it all around their head and keep it in place with spray starch. They are out in 60mph wind,and ain't a hair moving,and we ain't supposed to notice?