Dick Morris
Age: 50 something
Current Gig: Campaign Strategist, Political Advisor, Pundit
Previous Gig:: Advisor To Bill Clinton and Trent Lott.
Swings: Shamelessly From the Right and Left.
Motive: Looking to regain some modicum of respect.
Vital Statistics: The renowned campaign strategist who helped Clinton win back the Governor's office in Arkansas and helped him win the '96 election by advising him to co-opt the oppositions issues. Dick never made it to the Inaugural Ball though. On the same night Clinton was to give his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention, Dick made headlines for his adulterous relationship with a $200 an hour hooker. As the story was told he shared privileged information he shared with her and let her listen on the extension when he spoke with the president. Early in the Lewinsky scandal, The LA Times reported he was back in the Clinton's employ.
For Him
Who better to call for advice in a sex scandal then the consultant who shared secrets of state with a low budget hooker? Of course, he was never actually out of the political picture, working behind the scenes with his other powerful client, Trent Lott, the Senate Majority Leader to help forge the balanced budget agreement of 1997.
Against Him
In a radio interview on KABC radio, early in the crisis, Morris offered his own theory as to what might have been the root cause of all of this. In a nutshell, he suggested that previous rumors about Hillary's sexual preferences running more towards Ellen Degeneris than her degenerate husband could be true and that perhaps there is an understanding between Bill and Hil and therefore Bill gets his jollies thorough other sources, including fantasies and phone sex. Thanks for the help, Dick.