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To: Charles Henrickson
Are falling coconuts always fatal?

No, but having a coconut in the home increases the chance that someone in that home will be injured or killed by 43%.

Interestingly, indepth research seems to indicate that coconuts are one of the least preferred tools of self-homicide victims. But we're hoping to eliminate this by mandating pillows for all homes with children and falling coconuts.

37 posted on 05/24/2002 1:20:05 PM PDT by Eagle Eye
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To: Eagle Eye
We better be careful or the terrorist may try to attack us with coconuts next time. Remember loose lips sink ships.
41 posted on 05/24/2002 6:10:08 PM PDT by jobedo
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