[ofMagog]

I was able to sell the sack full of Snow Bunny's bikinis here in Dunedin for NZ$5.00, which is US$3.86, but it took a lot of haggling. The lady's first offer was NZ$2.00, or US$0.94. Had to throw in 9000 copies of Scuttlebutt's temperance lectures, a bottle of LadyX's cough "medicine," and a promise for Fred Mertz to "spend some time" with her.

[Scuttlebutt]

If you had thrown in a couple of Misty's coconut bras, we could have saved the copies of the temperance lectures. You need to get your priorities straight.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi ogMagog.

giggle....so many bikini's and not enough days to wear them. heh heh....glad you found a way to get rid of some. Of course you know when we do pull into another port, if they have a nice selection, LadyX, Victoria,Misty and I may just have to at least try a few on. heh heh....then a nice drink with an umbrella afterward.

Good to see you ofMagog!!

[Fred Mertz]

and a promise for Fred Mertz to "spend some time" with her.

Was her name Marylou?

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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a shoe.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching TV again when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?"

"Your horse called."

[razorback-bert]

splains where my extra special reserve kickpoo joy juice went.

[tomkow6]

Darn!!!! I would have paid at LEAST a buck three eighty-five for a SINGLE bikini from Snow Bunny!

I would have had them framed & hung it in a place of honor, right next to the mounted head of a Jackalope I shot while on safari in downtown Chicago.