You Might Be ASA or MI If...
1. Your medical folder is thicker than War and Peace.
2. Rank is more important than information!
3. Donuts are more important than the brief.
4. Exercises are placed on Admin Halt when the coffee runs out.
5. When you get an order the first thing you say is, "Why?".
6. You own a Star Trek uniform.
7. Your GT score is higher than your PT score.
8. You have the IG's phone number on speed dial.
9. You have taken leave to attend a Star Trek conference.
10. You want to find out more about D&C.
11. You think D&C is some rap music artist.
12. You have the ASCII codes for foreign alphabet characters memorized.
13. Your car was purchased either on the Monterey Peninsula; Ayer, Mass.; San Angelo, Texas; Punsacola, Fla.; or Sierra Vista, AZ.
14. "Air Assault" is when the air conditioner in the SCIF breaks down.
15. "The field" is a place where a farmer works.
More to come later!
HJ