USO Canteen FReeper Style....FReeper FRiday..May 24,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[Snow Bunny]

Yesssss, sunscreen is a MUST .

That is weird , you are so right. Not to have one on July 4th. Gosh every city and town should have them on every holiday like this one and the 4th too. Vegas has nothing for today.waaaaaaaa

FallGuy and I are taking some goodies over to the Vietnam Veterans group here.Just some cookies, candy, videos, magazines, stuff like that. There are alot of Vietnam vets that live alone and on disablity.

The word for the weekend is sunscreen.

[lodwick]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, you should know five things":

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 . The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Mr_Magoo]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may even walk again.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi BIS, I am so glad to see you.
Please thank your husband from all of us at the Canteen for his service to our country.

(((( hug)))

[MistyCA]

ROFLMAO!!!! I have to tell that one to my daughter!!! hahaha...she will love it! :)

[deadhead]

"I am convinced that the squirrels that inhabit my backyard are Generation X and/or Liberals! The varmits want something without working for it and slack off when things don't go as they planned!"

ROTFLOL, very very funny!!!!

[Fred Mertz]

LOL! Good one.

[Snow Bunny]

LOL. I have a technique I figured out so I can answer those that come to the Canteen. heh heh

I would feel so horrible not to say hi to everyone when they take the time to support the FReeper USO Canteen.Like if they came to my house and I would ignore them, I just could not do that.

GREAT to see you Howlin. I am so glad you are back from your trip. We all missed you.

This little car helps me zoom around to answer posts. giggle

Snow Bunny

[MistyCA]

OH! Mr. Magoo! That's funny! How sad to think it might be true! lolololol! :)

[lodwick]

Our Commander-in-Chief

God Bless America

[ofMagog]

My two older brothers and next door neighbor Mr. Novachek came home while I was in junior high school. One brother had island hopped across the Pacific. The other had flown out of England on B-17s. And, little Mr. Novachek had survived two ships being torpedoed out from under him in the cold North Atlantic while hauling equipment to England for D-Day. They did not talk about their experiences. They did not know they were members of the Greatest Generation.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"This little car helps me zoom around to answer posts"

I love that car!

[redhead]

WHEW! I LOVE that soliloquy! Every time I read it, I see Kenneth Brannagh as Henry V pacing among the troops before daylight...

[Snow Bunny]

Hi Colleen I am so glad to see you.

LOL I can feel Jen's frustration with the squirels. hahahaa....Maybe you will have to name them Jen....Janet Reno, Hitlery, James Carville, etc. heh heh....then aim.

oops can I say that......

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Good Afternoon Captain!

[Snow Bunny]

heh heh......am so glad, I love it too. I can zoom in it pretty good.

Snow Bunny

[MistyCA]

..American Pie

[Snow Bunny]

ROTFL. OH MY GOSH.

[firewalk]

It's always good to see you too! (:

Please thank your husband from all of us at the Canteen for his service to our country.

I’ll tell him you said so. He loves that you have these Canteen threads. It makes him very happy that our men and women in the Military, and Veterans are being honored.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi Bigg Red! Thanks for your support and friendship.