Please take no offense at the manners of these yankees. They are just carrying on an ancient yankee tradition of attacking innocent women and children. Their forefathers did it before them - their kind have long held that no one's opinion but theirs matters, and resort to such attacks in a vain effort to hide the true facts of their attack of a sovereign country. They don't believe that people have the right to self-defense, and weasel out of legal contracts as it suits them.
Just remove yourself to the front porch with your husband and a few mint juleps, relax, and thank God you are Southern.