[Rum Tum Tugger]

Did you notice the large, beefy priest sitting next to Weakland in your picture?

Cardinal Law has a similar fellow accompanying him these days.

Is that what happens to washed-up Notre Dame linemen? They become Father Goon.

[Kenny Bunk]

...and if they do a good job, it'll soon be Monsignor Goon.

[caddie]

Father Goon.

ROTFLMAO!