[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

Do they expect Princess Leia or Senator Amidala to do strip teases and jump into bed with all the different aliens?

We've been exposed to the new Planet of the Apes on DVD last night. Watch for the erotic tension culminating with a kiss on the lips between the #1 human action male and the Michael Jakson-lookalike young monkey female. Ahhh... the delights and (false) taboos of interspecies love.

[Enterprise]

I hate to break this to you, but that wasn't a monkey. It was Oprah doing a cameo.