[Phantom Lord]

My first reaction was that these people really need to get a life...or go on meds.

Same with the losers who lined up a month in advance to see Star Wars.

[Charles Martel]

I believe there is an article on Movies.com which features a Shatner-esque "Get a Life" quote - attributed to none other than George Lucas. IIRC, it dates back to when Salon.com and others far out in left field were lambasting Episode I. I recently saw the article again, so it is most likely still there, if anyone cares to have a look.