[elmer fudd]

I spent about a year working on used car lots as a mechanic for Arabs, Jews and Pakistanis. It soured me on all three groups. They were all among the worst lying thieving bastards I have ever met. They would screw people over just as a matter of principle. Someone might have done them a good job at a fair price and they'd try to weasel out of paying them anyway.

I remember one of them sold an old fire engine once. The customer had given them his best offer, so the owner agreed, but insisted that he got to keep the siren and then had me go remove it. When I asked him why he wanted an old siren he told me that he didn't, but he just didn't want to sell the whole truck at that price. So far as I know that siren was tucked away on a shelf and never seen again. That was just the attitude they had towards the whole world. They weren't really happy unless they had given someone the shaft and the idea that someone might have ripped them off really burned them up inside.

[FreeReporting]

I spent about a year working on used car lots as a mechanic for Arabs, Jews and Pakistanis. It soured me on all three groups. They were all among the worst lying thieving bastards I have ever met.

Some of us feel the same way about people calling themselves Elmer Fudd