You mean like this?
Also, my GOD wouldn't make me eat that damn Matzoh on Passover, if he loved me so much. He'd let me eat some REAL bread.
Yeah, that leaped right out at me too. If God had really loved the Jews, he would have given them time to let their bread rise before they had to leave Egypt :o. Imagine a Catholic saying "if God really loved me, He'd give me something more substantial than a little wafer at communion." Reminds me of that Lipton's ad last year, where the man was in the communion line holding a bowl of dip.
But again, this Schmeltzer pig thinks he is FUNNY. When he wrote that, he was probably picturing himself at the mike at some comedy club, with the audience doubled up on the floor howling with laughter. When in truth, the line would have gone over like a lead balloon...