[woofie]

Currently, I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold L. Nadler (D-NY). His district encompasses most of Manhattan and a small part of Brooklyn. So, needless to say, I am in the hub of the greatest media market in the world. Again, I am the one-man press operation, and am the gatekeeper and conduit between the Congressman and the media.

Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

[hellinahandcart]

Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

And don't forget, the password is "elephantitis of the genitals"...

[Charles Martel]

Gatekeeper, eh? He'd better be careful... Barney Frank is the "Keymaster"! ;-)

Come to think of it, I really can't think of a better town for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to stomp flat.