[Squawk 8888]

And Shultz could be Hitler's country cousin come to visit.

Nope, Schultz would have to be some sort of business type. Before WWII, he owned the biggest toy factory in Germany. (Trivia note: Check the episode where they convinced the Gestapo agent that the war was over)

[SantosLHalper]

Ok then, Gen.Hoffsteder (wasn't he the fat one on HOGAN'S HEROS) could be the SGT.Hacker nemesis to Klink's SGT.Carter, That's why Hoffsteder thinks Klink is a fool. You know this would be a good skit for MAD TV or SNL.