I'll try to be more interesting. I could resurrect the red font ;)
In any case, AndrewC suggested that we've been misreading the problem all along. "Squaring the circle" is a geometric problem with a long history, so it seemed plausible that this was what was meant by "square circles". You say we were right in the first place - fair enough.
I'm on my way out the door, but I'll come back to #796 later tonight.