*No documents were shredded.
*No files, billing records, or e-mails were lost.
*No WH officials have pleaded the fifth amendment or developed selective amnesia.
*No witnesses have died mysteriously, went to jail to avoid answering questions, or fled to Europe to avoid subpoenas.
*No investigators have been trashed in the media or suddenly audited by the IRS.
*No sleazy characters have come forth to distribute or solicit "dirt" on investigators.
*No cats have been murdered, no tires slashed, no anonymous threats received by witnesses or investigators.
*No claims of Executive Privilege have been lodged.
*No attempts to conceal or destroy evidence have been noted.
The press must be going nuts trying to allege a cover-up, when none of this is being covered up.
Documents relating to the events are actually where they're supposed to be, and officials are giving answers instead of evasive non-replies.
Is anyone noticing this?
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