(I know I'm arguing with a joke anyhow.)
You want a hint about car 'accidents' not being accidental: the back of your local phone book probably has it. Nobody would be suing anybody if 'accidents' were accidental.
Sometimes people are at fault and that is sometimes proven in court. The person at fault chose to be negligent. Their poor/negligent CHOICE caused them to lose control of their vehicle. You suggest that accidents aren't accidents but rather people chose to crash on purpose. You really are a hoot.
But hey, you were they one that made the straw-man false analogy. Mysticism is a cause that has nothing but negative effects. Mysticism is not an effect. A car accident is not a cause, it is an effect.
(I know I'm arguing with a joke anyhow.)
Okay, so you just proved again that you know how to hurl insults. Unfortunately you haven't come close to rational argument.