Looking into my crystal ball, I see a great business opportunity to take advantage of the gullibility of the public. It will entail heavy radio advertising campaigns to get suckers to pony up cash to have a "Jovian Moon Named after YOU!"
"That's right, air-heads. You, too, can have a Jovian moon named after you or a relative. Your Jovian Moon will be recorded in a niftily-named book that is copyrighted soley for the purpose of impressing suckers, as there will never be more than one copy of this book, which will never, ever be consulted by ANY Astronomer for any professional purpose whatsoever. Call now, operators are waiting to take YOUR Jovian Moon order. Please have your credit cards and your intense desire to be taken advantage of handy."
An unnerving thought.....