Aw piffle. I can't write well enough to condescend with spoon.
That is a great line though.
In the story of "David and Goliath," David shows up at the battlefield to bring some provisions to his older brothers. One of his brothers ignores his stated reason for coming to the battlefield, and instead, accuses him of "rubber-necking." When the brother does so, it is with a claim to "know" David's heart.
Now I always found it hilarious that God refers only to David as "a man after God's own heart."
If some of you projected any more into this story, instead of reading what it says, I'd swear there were some screws loose.