You know how you snag a nice cod with a hook, through it's mouth and all? Now, imagine a certain part of the male anatomy is an eel, and now imagine the hook is a ring or a stud and it goes, uh, in the eel's "mouth" and pierces through its, uh, I don't know--"lip"---but it's not really a lip, more like the side of the face.Imagine a catheter insertion gone horribly, horribly wrong. Imagine a keychain thingamabob on the end of a pocket Maglight flashlight.