[Hemingway's Ghost]

So, then Opine for me, if you will, on his actions concerning the young man stripped of the Valedictorian Privlege, because his haircut was too short...(same Headmaster...)

"Thou shalt not cutteth thy hair in ridiculous formations, for they are excessively whackie and may cause much unwanted and untoward mirth and amusement. Nor shall thou pierceth thy schnozz, or thy nipples, or the evil nether regions of a woman, or getteth the dreaded "Prince Albert," for verily I say to you these are the sins of rebellion and are quite odius indeed."